All Achievements
Use this page when you want the full Everything Is Crab achievement list in one place.
This is the cleanest achievement index for players who already know the name they want, are planning a 100% route, or need the full list without jumping between multiple grouped sections.
Quick Facts
Fast read before the full guide
Main Use
Browse the full achievement list in one place.
Best For
100% planning, name lookup, and route grouping.
Best Companion
Achievements Guide
Most Searched
Full House, The Crabtain, Zen, and boss achievements.
Achievement List Answer
Use this as the flat achievement roster, then move into route pages once the target is clear
Short answer
ConfirmedThis page is best when you need a full achievement checklist or want to confirm the exact name before planning the route.
Best for
Confirmed100% planning, name-by-name lookup, and checking whether a target belongs to a wider group such as boss, build, or collection achievements.
Avoid if
Community-testedYou still need the practical route behind Full House, The Crabtain, Zen, or another high-friction achievement.
Fast route
Community-testedConfirm the name here, then jump to Achievements Guide or a named route page before you start forcing the run around one unlock.
Short Answer
If your goal is 100% completion or quick achievement lookup, this is the page to bookmark. Use it as the full list, then jump into route-specific pages once you know which achievement family you are actually chasing.
How To Use The Full Achievement List
- Use this page to confirm names and scan the whole checklist.
- Use the main Achievements hub when you need grouped strategy instead of raw coverage.
- Treat high-friction achievements as route problems, not as one-line unlock descriptions.
The Usual Mistake With Achievement Lists
The common trap is assuming that finding the achievement name means the hard part is done.
It usually is not.
Achievements like Full House, The Crabtain, Zen, and boss-condition unlocks only become easier once you move out of the flat list and into the pages that explain the route logic, fail points, or checklist cleanup behind them.
Best Next Page By Intent
- Use
Achievements Guideif you need grouped planning instead of a flat roster. - Use
Achievement Route Plannerif you want a cleaner 100% order. - Use
Full House Bestiary Guideif the target has become a tracking problem. - Use
The Crabtain Achievement Guideif the target has become a build-identity problem.
Index Layer
All Achievements
Use this full roster for named achievement lookup, route planning, and completion tracking.
26 entriesChonkers
Reach 200% Size. This leans toward tankier bodies, bulky mutations, and any route that can keep stacking mass safely.
Dechonked
Reach 40% Size or less. The safest route is to avoid size-increasing mutations and lean into light, mobile evolutions.
Dodgy
Reach 75% Dodge. Early evasive upgrades matter most here, especially if heavier defensive choices slow you down too much.
You Show Speed
Reach Speed Level 12. Prioritize movement upgrades and avoid heavy defensive mutations that punish agility.
Brutest
Deal 50,000 total damage in a single run. This naturally fits long runs with strong scaling and steady output.
Ultrabonk
Deal 500+ damage in one hit. Raw damage, burst scaling, and critical-style spikes matter more than attack speed here.
Mountain Man
Deal 200+ damage with a stone while the Stoner evolution is equipped. The key is to keep the evolution online and land one clean throw.
Dove
Win a run without dealing direct damage. Environmental kills and charmed allies matter far more than conventional attack plans.
Can’t Touch This
Finish a run without taking damage. Dodge, spacing, and low-risk movement are the whole achievement here.
Zen
Complete a run without dealing or taking damage. This is the purest version of indirect or environmental completion pressure.
Not Even Yourself
Die from self-inflicted damage. The route is usually about setting up your own failure condition with the right low-health timing.
Frens
Have 12 Charmed Allies active at the same time. This is a pure summon-oriented goal and wants a full charm-first plan.
The Crabtain
Reach Carcinisation Level 10. The documented route depends on the full set of body components, including Pincer, Pistol Pincer, Scuttle, More Legs!, Shell, Antennae, and Molting.
100 Coats
Trigger Molting 10 times in one run. The practical challenge is surviving long enough for repeated cycles to matter.
Selective Pressure 20
Beat the game at the highest pressure level. Dodge-heavy or summon-focused builds are the safest conceptual fits.
Extinction 5
Clear the most intense difficulty-scaling mode. This is one of the clearest progression checkpoints in the whole list.
Really?
Finalize every challenge using all available Genetics. This is the full-completion grind that asks for every green checkmark combination.
Ole!
Attack Crabtaur while it is in the middle of a charge animation. The timing window is the entire achievement.
Opportunistic
Bait Crabtaur into charging into a tree or cactus and let that environmental collision secure the kill.
Rebellious
Charm a Crawlee minion and let it land the final hit on Clawdia.
It Was a Dinosaur
Let the final boss die from a Cataclysm Event, specifically a meteor, after weakening it and surviving until the event lands.
In a Rush+
Kill any boss in under 5 seconds using high-burst cooldowns. This is a pure burst check rather than a long-fight challenge.
Bullseye
Land the final hit on a boss with a thrown stone while Stoner is equipped. The achievement is all about the finishing blow.
Full House
Reach 100% Bestiary completion across standard creatures, evolution variants, bosses, and boss summons.
Gotta Catch Them All
Find and defeat 15 different Shiny creatures. It is a volume-based completion goal, so repeated runs matter.
Full Cast
Unlock all genetic modifiers by clearing the required challenge and pressure combinations.
